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Friday, January 30, 2004

Lovka's Dilemma
You never get away, you only get somewhere else.


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Thursday, January 29, 2004

Tillis's Organizational Principle
If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.


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Wednesday, January 28, 2004

Law of Employee Benefits
The illness you come down with is the one condition your group insurance doesn't cover.


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Tuesday, January 27, 2004

Franko's Law of the Workplace
If you enjoy what you're doing, you're probably doing it wrong.


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Monday, January 26, 2004

Flugg's Rule
The slowest checker is always at the fast-checkout lane.


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Friday, January 23, 2004

Potter's Paradox
A rumor doesn't gain credence until it's officially denied.


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Thursday, January 22, 2004

De Beaumarchais's Motto
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.


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Wednesday, January 21, 2004

Reynold's Law of Climatology
Wind velocity increases directly with the cost of the hairdo.


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Tuesday, January 20, 2004

Loftus's Theory of Personnel Recruitment
Faraway talent is more attractive than local talent.


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Friday, January 16, 2004

Universal Law of Plant Identification
If it's lush, green, and thriving in the garden, it's a weed.


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Thursday, January 15, 2004

Lynch's Law
When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.


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Wednesday, January 14, 2004

Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone with whom you don't want t be seen.


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Tuesday, January 13, 2004

Weller's Rule for Bureaucratic Funding
Never admit that your activity has sufficient staff, space, or budget.


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Monday, January 12, 2004

The Michaud-Silver Rule of House Repair
If you wait for them, they never show up.
If you leave, they arrive in your absence.


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