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Friday, January 30, 2004
● Lovka's Dilemma
........................................................................................You never get away, you only get somewhere else. □ نوشته شده در ساعت 10:06 AM توسط Alireza Thursday, January 29, 2004
● Tillis's Organizational Principle
........................................................................................If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is. □ نوشته شده در ساعت 12:18 PM توسط Alireza Wednesday, January 28, 2004
● Law of Employee Benefits
........................................................................................The illness you come down with is the one condition your group insurance doesn't cover. □ نوشته شده در ساعت 3:44 PM توسط Alireza Tuesday, January 27, 2004
● Franko's Law of the Workplace
........................................................................................If you enjoy what you're doing, you're probably doing it wrong. □ نوشته شده در ساعت 12:19 PM توسط Alireza Monday, January 26, 2004
● Flugg's Rule
........................................................................................The slowest checker is always at the fast-checkout lane. □ نوشته شده در ساعت 10:44 AM توسط Alireza Friday, January 23, 2004
● Potter's Paradox
........................................................................................A rumor doesn't gain credence until it's officially denied. □ نوشته شده در ساعت 12:54 PM توسط Alireza Thursday, January 22, 2004
● De Beaumarchais's Motto
........................................................................................It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. □ نوشته شده در ساعت 11:35 AM توسط Alireza Wednesday, January 21, 2004
● Reynold's Law of Climatology
........................................................................................Wind velocity increases directly with the cost of the hairdo. □ نوشته شده در ساعت 1:50 PM توسط Alireza Tuesday, January 20, 2004
● Loftus's Theory of Personnel Recruitment
........................................................................................Faraway talent is more attractive than local talent. □ نوشته شده در ساعت 1:28 PM توسط Alireza Friday, January 16, 2004
● Universal Law of Plant Identification
........................................................................................If it's lush, green, and thriving in the garden, it's a weed. □ نوشته شده در ساعت 1:06 PM توسط Alireza Thursday, January 15, 2004 ........................................................................................ Wednesday, January 14, 2004
● Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters
........................................................................................The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone with whom you don't want t be seen. □ نوشته شده در ساعت 10:35 AM توسط Alireza Tuesday, January 13, 2004
● Weller's Rule for Bureaucratic Funding
........................................................................................Never admit that your activity has sufficient staff, space, or budget. □ نوشته شده در ساعت 4:02 PM توسط Alireza Monday, January 12, 2004
● The Michaud-Silver Rule of House Repair
........................................................................................If you wait for them, they never show up. If you leave, they arrive in your absence. □ نوشته شده در ساعت 6:47 PM توسط Alireza
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