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Friday, January 30, 2004

● Lovka's Dilemma
You never get away, you only get somewhere else.


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Thursday, January 29, 2004

● Tillis's Organizational Principle
If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.


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Wednesday, January 28, 2004

● Law of Employee Benefits
The illness you come down with is the one condition your group insurance doesn't cover.


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Tuesday, January 27, 2004

● Franko's Law of the Workplace
If you enjoy what you're doing, you're probably doing it wrong.


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Monday, January 26, 2004

● Flugg's Rule
The slowest checker is always at the fast-checkout lane.


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Friday, January 23, 2004

● Potter's Paradox
A rumor doesn't gain credence until it's officially denied.


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Thursday, January 22, 2004

● De Beaumarchais's Motto
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.


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Wednesday, January 21, 2004

● Reynold's Law of Climatology
Wind velocity increases directly with the cost of the hairdo.


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Tuesday, January 20, 2004

● Loftus's Theory of Personnel Recruitment
Faraway talent is more attractive than local talent.


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Friday, January 16, 2004

● Universal Law of Plant Identification
If it's lush, green, and thriving in the garden, it's a weed.


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Thursday, January 15, 2004

● Lynch's Law
When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.


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Wednesday, January 14, 2004

● Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone with whom you don't want t be seen.


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Tuesday, January 13, 2004

● Weller's Rule for Bureaucratic Funding
Never admit that your activity has sufficient staff, space, or budget.


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Monday, January 12, 2004

● The Michaud-Silver Rule of House Repair
If you wait for them, they never show up.
If you leave, they arrive in your absence.


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