Tuesday, August 20.
The Michaud-Silver Rule of House Repair:
If you wait for them, they never show up. If you leave, they arrive in
your absence.

Monday, August 19.
Robert Anthony's Comment on Misguided Democracy:
What begins as a privilege becomes misconstrued as a right.

Saturday/Sunday, August 17/18.
Carter's Conclusion:
Only after a misplaced item is replaced will the original item be found.

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a superman. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good as an elemental?


Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate the Internet. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your unholy weapon, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your overwhelming will, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

Check out for yourself!

Friday, August 16.
The Management Maxim:
No matter how much you do, someone will find something else you should have done.

Thursday, August 15.
Gattuso's Extension of Murphy's Law:
Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse.

Wednesday, August 14.
The Budgetary Dilemma:
It always costs more than what you budgeted.

Tuesday, August 13.
Philip's Law of Committee Procedure:
The only changes that are easily adopted are changes for the worse.

Monday, August 12.
Grove's Guiding Principle of Law:
Legislation is never intended to guide the man with vision, but to protect the vast majority without it.

Saturday/Sunday, August 10/11.
Morse's Law of Online Research:
Any search for medical information will yield at least one porn site.

Tuesday, August 6.
Yeager's Law:
Washing machines break down only durig the wash cycle.

Wednesday, August 7.
Campbell's Law of Auto Repair:
If you can get to the faulty part, you don't have the right tool to work
on it.

Thursday, August 8.
Ducharme's Precept:
Opportunity knocks at the least opportunate moment.

Friday, August 9.
Mayne's Law:
Nobody notices the big errors.

Monday, August 5.
Roland's Rule:
The only time the repair people show up on time is when you expect them to be late.

Saturday/Sunday, August 3/4.
Parson's Law of Passports:
No one is as ugly as their passport photo shows them to be.

Friday, August 2.
Law of Driving:
There is no traffic until you need to make a left turn.

Thursday, August 1.
The Lawyer's Maxim:
Where there's a will, there's a lawsuit.